Elaine

Well, Mr Seinfeld, I..I'm not sure I understand why you want a job here.

Morty

What's not to understand?

Elaine

Well, for one thing, you live in Florida.

Morty

I'm very comfortable working outta the house. I have a phone, we have a Kinko's nearby. You know, I think that my resume speaks for itself.

Elaine

(looking around her desk) Where is your resume?