Elaine
Well, for one thing, you live in Florida.
Morty
I'm very comfortable working outta the house. I have a phone, we have a Kinko's nearby. You know, I think that my resume speaks for itself.
Elaine
(looking around her desk) Where is your resume?
Morty
I don't have it. I'll mail you one.
Elaine
Alright, Mr Seinfeld, I... What kind of position did you have in mind?