Morty

I'm very comfortable working outta the house. I have a phone, we have a Kinko's nearby. You know, I think that my resume speaks for itself.

Elaine

(looking around her desk) Where is your resume?

Morty

I don't have it. I'll mail you one.

Elaine

Alright, Mr Seinfeld, I... What kind of position did you have in mind?

Morty

You sell clothes here, don't you?