Jerry

(reading) 'I, Cosmo Kramer, having just seen the movie The Other Side Of Darkness, and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie, hereby want Jerry Seinfeld to remove my life support, feeding machine, lung-blower, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.'

Kramer

Can you do that for me, buddy?

Jerry

Well, I don't if what you have here constitutes a legally binding document.

Kramer

Well, I'm gonna type it up.

Jerry

Yes, well, of course, but, even so, you may wanna talk to a lawyer.