Kramer

I'm gonna have to do something about this lining.

Alton

(singing) 'Master of the house/Doling out the charm/Ready with a handshake and an open palm...'

Jerry

I had a leather jacket that got ruined. Now, why does moisture ruin leather? I don't get this. Aren't cows outside most of the time? I don't understand it. When it's raining do cows go up to the farmhouse, 'Let us in, we're all wearin' leather. Open the door! We're gonna ruin the whole outfit here!' 'Is it suede?' 'I am suede, the whole thing is suede, I can't have this cleaned. It's all I got!'