George

Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as 'jerk store' and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

Elaine

See, there are no jerk stores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

George

(adamant) It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. (shouting) And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

George

(waving apologetically) Not you.

Woman

Oh, brittle bones. How I long to be rid of the pain.