Reilly

The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

George

(standing) Oh yeah, Reilly? (smugly) Well, the jerk store called. They're running outta you

Reilly

(unperturbed) What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

George

Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.

Mcadam

His wife is in a coma.