Ellen

So, they have this clock now, where you punch in your age, and all your risk factors. It actually counts down how much time you have left to live.

Jerry

So what's the great moment? You're on your death bed, they're pounding on your chest - and you're going 10, 9, 8,.. I told you this thing was good!

Ellen

(Laughs) I can't believe this is our first date.

Jerry

I know.. How about dessert?

Ellen

I suppose I have to get a piece of cake..