George

(Changing subject) Hey, I htink I may have found someone for the scholarship.

Jerry

Yeah?

George

I'm interviewing all these annoying little overachievers.. finally, this kid walks in - Steven Koren - a regular guy.. likes sports.. watches T.V..

Jerry

Is he smart?

George

(Defensively) He knows how to read. And he also knows finishing an entire book doesn't prove anything. And get this: he's into architecture.