Jerry

Is he smart?

George

(Defensively) He knows how to read. And he also knows finishing an entire book doesn't prove anything. And get this: he's into architecture.

Jerry

Hey! Just like you pretend to be.

George

Yes. With a little guidance, Steven Koren is going to be everything I claim to be, only for real. That's my dream, Jerry.

Jerry

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!