Elaine

You know, a friend of mine almost got beat up at that place by the Van Buren Boys?

Peterman

(Interested) You don't say.

Elaine

Yeah. The only think that saved him is that he accidentally flashed their secret gang sign.

Peterman

Well, that's pretty exciting. (Pause) Let's put that in the book.

Elaine

But, that didn't happen to you.