Peterman

Well, that's pretty exciting. (Pause) Let's put that in the book.

Elaine

But, that didn't happen to you.

Peterman

So, we pay off your friend, and it becomes a Peterman.

Elaine

No, I - I really don't think you can do that.

Peterman

(Looking at his dying plant) Ohh, damn. I forgot to buy plant food again.. I'll bet I got a coupon for it. (Starts looking through a small coupon box)