Kramer

No, I slipped - and fell in the mud. Ruining the very pants I was about to return.

Elaine

(Reflects on the story) I don't understand.. you were wearing the pants you were returning?

Kramer

Well, I guess I was..

Elaine

(Still confused) What were you gonna wear on the way back?

Kramer

Elaine, are you listening?! I didn't even get there! (Pauses) All right, next story..