Kramer

But I did sit in mud.

Elaine

(Stern) Ya didn't! You never sat in mud!

Kramer

(Pleading) I was all dirty!

Elaine

It ever happened! Understand?

Kramer

(To crowd) Hey, hey, hey! All right! Yeah, uh, yeah.. well.. Uh, the pants. they, uh, they fit, uh, well - and so I, uh, decided I wasn't gonna return them! (Laughs) Wooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!