Elaine

These Kramer stories are unusable! (Thumbs through them) I mean, some of them aren't even stories! (Holds one out) Look, this is a list of things in his apartment!

Jerry

Is my toaster oven on there?

Elaine

How am I ever gonna turn this into a book?

Jerry

Well, just shape them - change them. You're a writer.

Elaine

Yes! I'm a writer.