Kramer

Eight bucks! I think I got ripped off! (Leaves, yelling out 'Newman!')

Elaine

Oh, what didn't you like about the first chapter?

Peterman

Well, it started out nicely: 'I'm returning some pants.' A very identifiable problem.. (turns page) 'I set of down a train tunnel.'.. (turns page) But that's where the story takes a most unappealing turn.

Elaine

Oh, no, no! That's where it gets interesting! Don't you see? The - the train is bearing down on you, you - you dive into a side tunnel - and you run into a whole band of underground tunnel dwellers!

Peterman

It just seems so cliched, and obvious. It's not interesting writing.