Peterman

It just seems so cliched, and obvious. It's not interesting writing.

Elaine

Yeah.. yeah. I know. Um.. how about if, instead of.. diving from the train, you.. uh, you, I don't know, you slip and, and fall in some mud, and.. ruin your pants?

Peterman

(Intrigued) The very pants I was returning. That's perfect irony! Elaine, that is interesting writing! (The intercom beeps)

Secretary

I have a Cosmo Kramer on line 4.

Peterman

(Picks up the phone) Peterman, here.