Peterman

(Intrigued) The very pants I was returning. That's perfect irony! Elaine, that is interesting writing! (The intercom beeps)

Secretary

I have a Cosmo Kramer on line 4.

Peterman

(Picks up the phone) Peterman, here.

Kramer

Mister Peterson, you gotta sell me my stories back!

Peterman

You want to know something? I no longer need them!