The Phone Message Season 2, Episode 4

Jerry

I know the point.

Donna

No one is telling you to like it.

Jerry

I mean, all those quick shots of the pants. Just pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants. What is that supposed to be?

Jerry

What's brutal about the date is the scrutiny that you put each other through. Because whenever you think about this person in terms of the future, you have to magnify everything about them. You know, like the guy'll be like, 'I don't think her eyebrows are even. Could I look at uneven eyebrows for the rest of my life?' And of course the woman's looking at the guy, thinking, 'What is he looking at? Do I want somebody looking at me like this for the rest of my life?'

Jerry

I'm supposed to see her again on Thursday, but can I go out with someone who actually likes this commercial?