Jerry

What's brutal about the date is the scrutiny that you put each other through. Because whenever you think about this person in terms of the future, you have to magnify everything about them. You know, like the guy'll be like, 'I don't think her eyebrows are even. Could I look at uneven eyebrows for the rest of my life?' And of course the woman's looking at the guy, thinking, 'What is he looking at? Do I want somebody looking at me like this for the rest of my life?'

Jerry

I'm supposed to see her again on Thursday, but can I go out with someone who actually likes this commercial?

Elaine

I once broke up with a guy because he didn't keep his bathroom clean enough.

Jerry

No kidding. Did you tell him that was the reason?

Elaine

Oh yeah, I told him all the time. You would not have believed his tub. Germs were building a town in there ' they were constructing offices. Houses near the drain were going for a hundred and fifty thousand dollars.