George

She invites me up at twelve o'clock at night, for coffee, and I don't go up. 'No thank you. I don't want coffee. It keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee.' I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live. I can't imagine what she must think of me.

Jerry

She thinks you're a guy that doesn't like coffee.

George

She invited me up. Coffee's not coffee, coffee is sex.

Elaine

Maybe coffee was coffee.

George

Coffee's coffee in the morning. It's not coffee at twelve o'clock at night.