George

I can't call her now. It's too soon. I'm planning a Wednesday call.

Elaine

Oh, why? I love it when guys call me the next day.

George

Of course you do, but you're imagining a guy you like, not a guy who goes, 'Oh no, I don't drink coffee late at night.' If I call her now, she's gonna think I'm too needy. Women don't wanna see need. They want a take-charge guy ' a colonel, a Kaiser, a tsar.

Elaine

All she'll think is that you like her.

George

That's exactly what I'm trying to avoid!