George

Of course you do, but you're imagining a guy you like, not a guy who goes, 'Oh no, I don't drink coffee late at night.' If I call her now, she's gonna think I'm too needy. Women don't wanna see need. They want a take-charge guy ' a colonel, a Kaiser, a tsar.

Elaine

All she'll think is that you like her.

George

That's exactly what I'm trying to avoid!

Elaine

Well, she wants you to like her.

George

Yes, she wants me to like her, if she likes me. But she doesn't like me!