George

That's exactly what I'm trying to avoid!

Elaine

Well, she wants you to like her.

George

Yes, she wants me to like her, if she likes me. But she doesn't like me!

Elaine

I don't know what your parents did to you.

Kramer

Hey, I just thought of a really funny thing for your act. All right, you're up there, you're on the stage and you go, 'Hey, you ever notice how cars here in New York, they never get out of the way of ambulances anymore. Someone's in a life-and-death situation, and we're thinking, 'Well, sorry buddy, you should've thought of that when you were eating cheese omelettes and sauages for breakfast every morning for the last thirty years.'