George

Where are you living? Are you here? Are you on this planet? It's impossible. It can't be done.

Jerry

I think we've worked out a system.

George

Oh, you know what you're like? You're like a pathetic gambler. You're one of those losers in Las Vegas who keeps thinking he's gonna come up with a way to win at blackjack.

Jerry

No, this is very advanced. We've designed at set of rules that we can maintain the friendship by avoiding all of the relationship pitfalls.

George

Sure, all right. Tell me the rules.