Jerry

No, no. You can't get her anything better than me. Whatever I spend, you have to spend half.

George

What am I supposed to get, a bazooka?

Jerry

You don't understand. I'm in a very delicate position. Whatever I give her, she's going to be bringing in experts from all over the country to interpret the meaning behind it.

George

What does she need? Maybe there's something that she needs.

Jerry

I think I heard her say something about a bench.