Jerry

(Starts to correct then realizes) Well...

George

Those birthdays. I told you. They're relationship killers. If a relationship is having any problems whatsoever, a birthday will always bring it out.

Jerry

I never should have made up those rules.

George

What is it about sex that just disrupts everything? Is it the touching? Is it the nudity?

Jerry

It can't be the nudity. I never got into these terrible fights and misunderstandings when I was changing before gym class.