The Pothole Season 8, Episode 16

Elaine

(at the boy's back) This isn't fair. This is address discrimination!

Jerry

Well, I cleaned out their whole dental hygiene shelf.

George

So the plan is to secretly sterilise her mouth?

Jerry

By the time I'm through with her mouth, she'll be able to eat off it. Is it safe to drink bleach if you dilute it?

George

No, stings the throat. Anyway, so I was coming along here, and I felt like a piece of cake, you know? But then I thought, it's morning, I should really have a muffin. I like those chocolate chip ones. Then I figured, well, they're really both cake. So I, uh, I sat on that bench for a little while, twenty minutes or an hour, and then I figured, check and see what you were up to. (a thought occurs to him) Wait a minute, wait a minute. The broad jump! The broad jump over the pothole on Eighty-sixth Street!