Elaine

You still couldn't kiss her?

Jerry

She has a taint. I can't see it, but I know it's there.

Elaine

Oh, so now you're finding fault on a sub-atomic level.

Jerry

Maybe if I could shrink myself down, like in Fantastic Voyage, and get inside a microscopic submarine, I could be sure. Although if there was something there, it might be pretty scary. Course, I would have that laser.

Elaine

Jer, do you see where this is going?