Allister

You were hanging around in there, lazing on the job. When you shoulda been downstairs in the basement, cleaning out those old carpets and scrap wood.

Elaine

Right, because... I'm the janitor. (picks teeth with fingernail)

Allister

Don't get smart with me.

Elaine

(meek) Yes ma'am.

Radio

Hey, and if you're heading north on the Arthur Berkhardt, whoah Nelly, for some reason four lanes are converging into two, instantaneously right at mile-marker one-fourteen. I don't know what that is, but the A-B's a parking lot out there. Somebody screwed up on that one.