Jerry

(holding up the '# DAD' shirt) We're even.

George

Jerry, figure this out. I'm in the coffee shop, and this beautiful girl I could never even talk to, mistakes me for her boyfriend.

Jerry

(continuing to pack) That's a nice four seconds.

George

(incredulous) I look just like him. I. Me. (flings his arms out) This! This is what her boyfriend looks like. How is that possible?

Jerry

Maybe he has money.