Elaine

Wanna sit down?

Hal

Oh, I don't sit on park benches. They're very bad for the back.

Elaine

Really?

Hal

I threw my back out about 15 years ago. Ever since I have been very careful. I only buy furniture in the ergonomics store.

Elaine

Oh those places have the stupidest names. Like, uh, 'Back in ', or 'Good Vertibrations'.