Hal

Oh, I don't sit on park benches. They're very bad for the back.

Elaine

Really?

Hal

I threw my back out about 15 years ago. Ever since I have been very careful. I only buy furniture in the ergonomics store.

Elaine

Oh those places have the stupidest names. Like, uh, 'Back in ', or 'Good Vertibrations'.

Hal

Not this one. It's called the 'Lumbar Yard'.