Kramer

Oh man, I'm on the wrong floor again.

Elaine

Hey, thanks for ruining my mattress. It reeks.

Kramer

Hey, you know what I think it is? I think it's that East River. I think it might be polluted.

George

Well, you really did it to me this time, Seinfeld. . . . What the hell happened here?

Elaine

Hi.