George

Fitted Hat Day! That's what you asked Steinbrenner for?

Jerry

You mean they're actually doing the fitted hats? Cool.

George

Guess who he put in charge of Fitted Hat Day? Me.

Jerry

Hey look at you.

George

Yeah, look at me. Now I GOTTA FIGURE OUT THE HAT SIZES OF 59,000 DIFFERENT PEOPLE!! WHAT IF A PINHEAD SHOWS UP. I GOTTA BE ON TOP OF THAT.