Mickey

We're double dating tonight, and if we wear the same shirt we'll look like idiots.

Elaine

Hmm, turn around. (They turn around) Both so striking.

Kramer

Tell me about it. We just picked up two women at the Gap.

Elaine

How did you decide which one of you would date which girl? (They pause then look at each other)

Marcy

So I'm on 3rd Avenue, mindin' my own business, and, yada yada yada, I get a free massage and a facial.