Elaine

How did you decide which one of you would date which girl? (They pause then look at each other)

Marcy

So I'm on 3rd Avenue, mindin' my own business, and, yada yada yada, I get a free massage and a facial.

George

What a succinct story.

Marcy

I'm surprised you drive a Cadillac.

George

Oh, it's not mine. It's my mother's.