George

What, she's ranking you?

Jerry

Yeah, this speed-dial's like a relationship barometer.

George

What is a barometer exactly?

Kramer

It's pronounced thermometer.

Kramer

You know, in the year two-thousand, we'll all be on speed-dial. You'll just have to think of a person, they'll be talking to you. It'll be like, wup (judders and puts his hands to his temples, as if receiving a call on a 'mental phone') getting a call here.