Kramer

Well, I just got your invitation to the Newmanniun party.

Newman

You just got it? Damn, the mail is slow.

Kramer

(getting worked up) You knew I was having a millennium party, but you just had to throw yours on the same day!

Newman

I have done nothing unethical.

Kramer

Yeah, well you're gonna have to cancel it, because I've told everybody about my party.