Newman

You just got it? Damn, the mail is slow.

Kramer

(getting worked up) You knew I was having a millennium party, but you just had to throw yours on the same day!

Newman

I have done nothing unethical.

Kramer

Yeah, well you're gonna have to cancel it, because I've told everybody about my party.

Newman

Cancel! (jumps to feet) Think again, longshanks! I started planning this in nineteen seventy-eight. I put a deposit down on that revolving restaurant that overlooks Times Square, and I booked Christopher Cross.