Kramer

Elaine, I broke the price-gun, so I had to move to plan B.

Elaine

Plan B? There is no plan B.

Kramer

(holds up some small white sachets) I took these out of every single garment in the store.

Elaine

What?!

Kramer

They're dessicates. See, they absorb moisture. (gleeful) These clothes won't last five years without 'em.