The Phone Message Season 2, Episode 4

Carol

No, nothing here, let's go. (Carol, George and Jerry head for the door. Carol opens it.) Oh, I forgot to tell you. After I talked to you today my neighbour called me and played my messages to me over the phone.

George

Oh, uh...

Carol

Yours were hilarious, we were both cracking up. I just love jokes like that.

Jerry

I love my phone machine. I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to, I could go, 'Excuse me, I'm not in right now. If you would just leave a message, I could walk away.' I also have a cordless phone, but I don't like that as much, because you can't slam down a cordless phone. You get mad at somebody on a real phone ' 'You can't talk to me like that!' Bang! You know. You get mad at somebody on a cordless phone ' 'You can't talk to me like that!'