Kramer

(grasps Newman's hand) To the Kramennium.

Jerry

By the way Newman, I'm just curious. When you booked the hotel, did you book it for the millennium New Year?

Newman

(smug) As a matter of fact, I did.

Jerry

Oh, that's interesting, because as everyone knows, since there was no year zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year two-thousand and one. Which would make your party, one year late, and thus, quite lame.

Jerry

Aww!