Jerry
By the way Newman, I'm just curious. When you booked the hotel, did you book it for the millennium New Year?
Newman
(smug) As a matter of fact, I did.
Jerry
Oh, that's interesting, because as everyone knows, since there was no year zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year two-thousand and one. Which would make your party, one year late, and thus, quite lame.
Jerry
Aww!
Hamilton
I don't feel well at all. I feel all dried-out inside.