Jerry

By the way Newman, I'm just curious. When you booked the hotel, did you book it for the millennium New Year?

Newman

(smug) As a matter of fact, I did.

Jerry

Oh, that's interesting, because as everyone knows, since there was no year zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year two-thousand and one. Which would make your party, one year late, and thus, quite lame.

Jerry

Aww!

Hamilton

I don't feel well at all. I feel all dried-out inside.