Kramer

No, no, no. Don't give me that. I know you. Something's wrong. What is it.

Jerry

I did something stupid.

Kramer

What did you do?

Jerry

Well I was shaving. And I noticed an asymmetry in my chest hair and I was trying to even it out. Next thing I knew, (high pitched voice) Gone.

Kramer

Don't you know you're not supposed to poke around down there.