Jerry

Well I was shaving. And I noticed an asymmetry in my chest hair and I was trying to even it out. Next thing I knew, (high pitched voice) Gone.

Kramer

Don't you know you're not supposed to poke around down there.

Jerry

Well women do it.

Kramer

(high pitched voice) 'Well women do it.' I'll tell you what. I'll pick you up a sundress and a parasol and you can just (high pitched voice) sashey your pretty little self around the town square.

Jerry

Well what am I going to tell Alex?