Elaine

So anyway his boss has a box at the Met and he invited us to see Swan Lake, which is fine, but he's afraid that his boss can't handle his orientation, so I'm going along as his date.

Jerry

Why are you doing this?

Elaine

Swan Lake, at the Met.

Kramer

Oh, Chinese food. I knew I smelled something.

Elaine

Hey, is George still wearing that toupee?