Elaine

Deal. Here's your problem. You're making just the muffin tops. You've gotta make the *whole* muffin. Then you... Pop the top, toss the stump. Taste.

Lippman

Ah. (takes a bite of the top.) Mmmmm. Ah hah?

Elaine

Yeah.

Lippman

So what do we with the bottoms?

Elaine

I don't know, give em to a soup kitchen.