Jerry

I can't stop. Alex thinks I'm naturally hairless.

Kramer

You can't keep this up. Don't you know what's going to happen? Everytime you shave it, it's going to come in thicker and fuller and darker.

Jerry

Oh that's an old wives tale.

Kramer

Is it? Look at this.

Kramer

(high pitched voice) Look at it! Look at it! And it's all me. I shaved there when I was a lifeguard.