Rebecca

I know what you thought. They don't have homes, they don't have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps.

Elaine

If the homeless don't like them the homeless don't have to eat them.

Rebecca

The homeless don't like them.

Elaine

Fine.

Rebecca

We've never gotten so many complaints. Every two minutes, 'Where is the top of this muffin? Who ate the rest of this?'